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Week Five Thursday Night: Bet The Over

10/5/2017

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Tonight's column brought to you by Oikos.

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Week Five

Thursday Night

New England at Tampa


So, everyone's talking about how terrible the Pats' defence has been so far this season, and having seen all four of their games, I can confirm that they have been as bad as advertised. Every QB that has faced them has thrown for over 300 yards, and has looked good doing it. I really hope the Pats get their shit together, at least to some degree, for tonight's game. After already having had to endure Cris Collinsworth practically coming in his pants talking about how fast Tyreek Hill is during the Week One Thursday-Nighter, I just hate the thought of Tony Romo gushing over the scintillating play of a probable rapist. Come on, Pats; do it in  the name of decency.

Winner: New England (hopefully)
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