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Week Five
Thursday Night
New England at Tampa
So, everyone's talking about how terrible the Pats' defence has been so far this season, and having seen all four of their games, I can confirm that they have been as bad as advertised. Every QB that has faced them has thrown for over 300 yards, and has looked good doing it. I really hope the Pats get their shit together, at least to some degree, for tonight's game. After already having had to endure Cris Collinsworth practically coming in his pants talking about how fast Tyreek Hill is during the Week One Thursday-Nighter, I just hate the thought of Tony Romo gushing over the scintillating play of a probable rapist. Come on, Pats; do it in the name of decency.
Winner: New England (hopefully)
Oikos: The Greek Yogurt that's high in protein, but low in misogyny. No more Oikos for you, Cam. Now go to your room.
Week Five
Thursday Night
New England at Tampa
So, everyone's talking about how terrible the Pats' defence has been so far this season, and having seen all four of their games, I can confirm that they have been as bad as advertised. Every QB that has faced them has thrown for over 300 yards, and has looked good doing it. I really hope the Pats get their shit together, at least to some degree, for tonight's game. After already having had to endure Cris Collinsworth practically coming in his pants talking about how fast Tyreek Hill is during the Week One Thursday-Nighter, I just hate the thought of Tony Romo gushing over the scintillating play of a probable rapist. Come on, Pats; do it in the name of decency.
Winner: New England (hopefully)
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