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Week Three Picks: They've Got It All Figured Out, Again (Until Next Week)

9/24/2017

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​The Falcons are suffering from Superb Owl Hangover/are the class of the NFC.

The Jags are finally good/are as bad as ever.

The Packers are Superb Owl-bound/have the same old problems with defence and protecting Aaron Rodgers.

The Broncos have no offence/Trevor Siemian is legit.

The Giants are the best team in their division/are terrible and everyone hates them.

The Pats will win it all again/are in trouble/are just fine.

The Bears aren’t as bad as we thought/are one of the worst teams in the league.

The Texans’ defence will carry them to glory/botched the QB situation again and are hopeless.

The Seahawks are going back to the Superb Owl/their offence is so bad that the team is ready to implode.

The Lions are the real deal after beating two awful teams. The Bucs are Superb Owl contenders after beating one terrible team.

Welcome to the NFL journalism hyperbole machine, everyone, it seems, has it all figured out, and where dead-solid guarantees are made, discarded, and reimagined. And it’s only week three.
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NFL Journalist, hard at work

After being perfect on the early games last Sunday, the wheels fell off and I finished 10-6 for the week. Still, not bad, and pretty typical for a week two, when I'm still figuring things out.

​Week Three Picks


Winner in Bold

Sunday

Baltimore at Jacksonville (but not really, ‘cause it’s at Wembley)
Pittsburgh at Chicago
Tampa at Minnesota
Miami at NYJ
Atlanta at Detroit
Denver at Buffalo
New Orleans at Carolina
Cleveland at Indianapolis
Houston at New England
NYG at Philadelphia
Seattle at Tennessee
Cincinnati at Green Bay
Kansas City at LAC
Oakland at Washington
 

Monday Night

​Dallas at Arizona
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